phistbump: i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
peruvian-diego: i just wish i had a cute boy to cuddle with right now and kiss me and i wanna sleep on his chest all night wearing his baggy big t-shirt and then i will wake up early and before him so i can make him breakfast and then go in town for adventures together. God i am so alone
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
egg-rolls: omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website